Movie Death Match 2007 tuh 2008

Eric

32. Batman v 17. The Hudsucker Proxy
2. Amelie v 24. Spirited Away

I'm tired of voting for Batman, and I like that part where Amelie's mom dies.

The Godfather over The Deer Hunter

There are few things I love better than setting my stance wide, putting that orange gun on my shoulder, pumping that shit, and taking down three bucks in less than four seconds. What's that? We're not talking about Big Buck Hunter? Oh, then I guess The Godfather.

The Fifth Element over Team America

I haven't seen The Fifth Element, and I thought Team America was pretty funny. But Team America--especially the Director's Cut I saw, complete with Hot Carl--also made me feel abou this big [tiny fingers], and contains a lot of quotable moment I'd rather just unknow.