Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Third Time's a Turd
The Godfather (5) over Dazed and Confused (15)
Apparently the gods wanted me to have sole control over Dazed and Confused's fate, since this is the third time in the tournament that I have had to choose it or lose it. I have made staunch, nay, impassioned defenses of the film, mainly on the basis of a certain M. McConaughey. But how to compare Matthew "freshman girls always stay the same age" with Marlon "I'll make an offer he can't refuse" Brando? Perhaps the best angle is to pit Ben "Just kickin' it in blue-collar Southie" Affleck against James "I hope this doesn't offend you, but your brother is a cocksucker" Caan. Selection made.
Apparently the gods wanted me to have sole control over Dazed and Confused's fate, since this is the third time in the tournament that I have had to choose it or lose it. I have made staunch, nay, impassioned defenses of the film, mainly on the basis of a certain M. McConaughey. But how to compare Matthew "freshman girls always stay the same age" with Marlon "I'll make an offer he can't refuse" Brando? Perhaps the best angle is to pit Ben "Just kickin' it in blue-collar Southie" Affleck against James "I hope this doesn't offend you, but your brother is a cocksucker" Caan. Selection made.
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