Movie Death Match 2007 tuh 2008

Jeff, look past your petty prejudices, you shallow, elitist bastard. You don't like the Napoleon t-shirts. You don't like the Napoleon gift card section at Target. I can understand that. But just because the mainstream liked it, does that make it any less indie? Well, yes. But it didn't start out that way! John Heder got paid $1000 to play the part. It was edited on one guy's personal computer. (Yeah. That's right. I can look up facts on imdb.com.) It hurts, because Ninja Scroll is one of the best action anime movies out there, up there with Akira and Ghost in the Shell, and better than Evangelion, Cowboy Beebop, Princess Mononoke, and Last Exile. I know Dwight will never talk to me again after this. But here's the thing. Ninja Scroll is good like G.I.Joe is good. About as much subtlety as being sliced into tiny pieces by a thousand razor-sharp threads.