Friday, August 31, 2007

Dazed and Confused (15) over Babe: Pig in the City (8)
I have never seen the sequel to Babe, although I thought that the prequel had the most gratuitous pigfucking I have ever seen. I have already voted for Dazed and Confused, and I stand by my earlier comments. Mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-conaughey, bitches.
Blade Runner (10) over Kill Bill (3)
I hope that I will not scandalize this community of cinephiles by admitting that I have seen neither movie. If given the choice to watch one, I would choose Blade Runner, mainly because my friends have called me Blade Runner for years. I like Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown well enough, but if I found out that Tarantino was tragically mauled by a wildebeest while shooting a zombie heist movie in Zimbabwe, I would pause thoughtfully and then continue writing my biography of Billy Squier.
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